IC Mailbox!
How does this work? Is it recording? [brief knocking noise as though someone's banging on the side of the recording device] Oh it is! *ahem* Hi, I'm Wily-Kit! You can leave a message here and I'll answer it if I can figure out how this thing works. And... that's all I guess. Unless you wanna hear a poem or something? Um... there once was a kitten named Ed, who- *beep!*